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Oct. 22nd, 2003 03:51 amhttp://bash.org/?111338
Valedictorian Nomination Speech
Sep. 21st, 2003 03:33 amWhile digging around for another document, I ran into the speech I wrote when I was running for valedictorian in high school. All the speeches were filmed and then the tapes were shown to all of the grade 12 classes for voting. My speech:
Good day, ladies and gentleman. My name is Robin Johnson. The majority of you probably do not know me, as I’ve merely been, like so many others, just a passing face in your classes, just another somebody, nothing special. Undoubtedly many of you have been passed over by others in the same way, just another somebody, nothing special, just a name or a number.
Now I hope to provide a face to all these faceless people, to allow us to stand out, and be somebody! We will be remembered for who we are, real people with personalities and feelings, not just by our close friends, but instead by a wider group of our classmates, who can have a chance to know us in truth.
In reality, all of us have something unique to ourselves, including myself. I have my South African upbringing; you might include with this my accent, as that is what some people remember me by, if nothing else, because they have taken the time to talk to me, and not just passed me by, as just another somebody, nothing special.
I have been called a freak before because people do not really know me. I know many people have had this happen to them as well, so that in itself is not unique, but the recognition of something unique about us has made us all into freaks, so being called a freak is a compliment because that is an acknowledgement of our uniqueness in this world, thus making us somebody. This may be a paradox, but an element of uniqueness exists in all true normality, to provide some diversity to the world.
Finally today let us cease to be just another somebody, nothing special, and start to express our collective uniqueness so that we become somebody in the future, because we are going to spend the rest of our lives there.
(no subject)
Aug. 6th, 2003 02:14 pmThanks to another livejournal user for point me to this:
Difficult to legislate against stupidity: Klein
"The answer really is, folks, smarten up. You know, if you do stupid things, you're going to lose your life," he said. "The problem is, and I've said this many, many times before, and I don't want to sound flippant about this, but it's really, really difficult to legislate against stupidity and ignorance."
(no subject)
Jul. 28th, 2003 03:10 am$50 CDN - combined gift from 3 family members in ZA
Engraved, gold plated cufflinks - from my mother
Plasma ball - from greg
Carved crystal prism of architecure - from my father
Platinum credit card linked to my fathers account - from my father
Window Crash Statistics
Jul. 25th, 2003 07:51 pmMr. Gates acknowledged today that the company's error reporting service indicated that 5 percent of all Windows-based computers now crash more than twice each day.
The key part here: 5% of Windows installs crash 3 or more times each day (Gates states "crash more than twice each day"). Let's assume that is an average over a week. Therefore we can state this roughly: 5% of Windows installs crash 21 times or more per week. There are approximately 100 million installs of Windows XP in existance (this is the first windows with complete error reporting). I'd be very interested to expand on this statistic and see how often windows really crashes on average.(no subject)
Jul. 25th, 2003 02:29 am| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 65% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 64.7% |
| Shamelessness | 69% It takes a couple of drinks | 79.1% |
| Sex Drive | 81.6% The Pope is envious | 77.4% |
| Straightness | 17.9% Knows the other body type like a map | 44.6% |
| Gayness | 100% | 82.8% |
| Fucking Sick | 88.5% Refreshingly normal | 89.7% |
| You are 69.05% pure Average Score: 72.3% | ||
(no subject)
Jul. 23rd, 2003 01:41 am
You are a Steamrunner-class Destroyer, Starfleet's
prodigal black sheep. You are unique in your
own right. Your unconventional attitude
surprises all. Skeptics will find that your
alternative methods of dealing with things go
above and beyond the norm.
Which Class of Federation Starship are you?
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Computer Junk redux
Jul. 19th, 2003 04:29 pmOk, so over the years I've collected a LOT of old computer stuff. Everything from 286 up. I also recently acquired a HPPA system (PA-RISC, HP 9000-700, 715/50) and a Rebel Netwinder (StrongArm 110). My mother has been bugging me to get rid of the stuff as well for a long time ;-).
Since the HPPA box didn't come with a hard drive, and it needed a UW 68pin SCSI drive (not larger than 9gb), I had to head out to find one. Cal's computer warehouse had some in stock, I decided to dump my old stuff there at the same time. I phoned them on Friday evening and the guy said they had the drive I wanted, and they took old stuff.
So I loaded up the car, and headed down there this morning. Much to my annoyance, the guy by the name of 'Hany' (picture of the guy here: http://www.goseecal.com/staff.htm) there said they didn't take stuff that old anymore. They didn't even want to take it for free. So now I've got a full trunkload of computer stuff, and I really don't want to take it back.
I came home and was looking for a recycling place where I could dump it. I also asked in the #gentoo-dev channel, where somebody piped up they could take it! I drove over there (~30 minutes away) and unloaded it all, and the car was MUCH lighter on the drive home.
Strange spam
Jul. 8th, 2003 01:05 pm
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(no subject)
Apr. 30th, 2003 12:28 amHere is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Very High |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very High |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Very High |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Extreme |
| Level 7 (Violent) | High |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Very High |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | High |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
MySQL Core certification
Apr. 16th, 2003 07:29 pmRemember the MySQL core certification exam I wrote back in December before I went away to South Africa?
I knew I passed months ago, and that the certificate was in the mail.
Well it FINALLY turned up today. Postmarked Feburary 22nd. Arrived April 16th.
I have the paperwork, the certificate, two nice pens, a high quality beachball and some stickers 8-).
Now I'm considering taking the Professional Exam.
(no subject)
Apr. 12th, 2003 05:17 pm| I scored 66½% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test! |
| Take the test here! |

