To: anonymous trolls
Nov. 14th, 2003 07:01 pm(no subject)
Nov. 8th, 2003 06:26 pmW00t! 186 days uptime on my printer, and i'm turning it off now to clean it.
robbat2@curie-int robbat2 $ snmpwalk -v 1 -c public 172.16.1.192 SNMPv2-MIB::sysDescr.0 = STRING: HP ETHERNET MULTI-ENVIRONMENT,ROM G.07.02,JETDIRECT,JD30,EEPROM G.08.04 SNMPv2-MIB::sysObjectID.0 = OID: SNMPv2-SMI::enterprises.11.2.3.9.1 SNMPv2-MIB::sysUpTime.0 = Timeticks: (1614121970) 186 days, 19:40:19.70 SNMPv2-MIB::sysContact.0 = STRING: SNMPv2-MIB::sysName.0 = STRING: PRINTER-INT SNMPv2-MIB::sysLocation.0 = STRING: Home Printer SNMPv2-MIB::sysServices.0 = INTEGER: 64
(no subject)
Nov. 1st, 2003 04:58 am5am is enough working for one night.
yay to the wonders of CVS and multiple teammembers workign at all hours on a project.
boo to Telus for taking teammembers offline when they need the net to work.
yay to rational rose actually running half fast on 1Gb of RAM finally.
boo to rational rose for generating stupid implementations of Singleton/Factory GoF patterns.
yay to IntelliJ IDEA for being such a nice cross-platform Java editor (including refactoring and many other nice features).
boo to IntelliJ IDEA for breaking your gvim keystroke plugin and not having my vim support anymore :-(.
(no subject)
Oct. 30th, 2003 12:32 am| robbat2's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 11 | |
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| Average number of words per sentence: | 22.98 |
| Average number of syllables per word: | 1.50 |
| Total words in sample: | 2022 |
| Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern | |
s/wand/wang/
Oct. 22nd, 2003 03:51 amhttp://bash.org/?111338
Valedictorian Nomination Speech
Sep. 21st, 2003 03:33 amWhile digging around for another document, I ran into the speech I wrote when I was running for valedictorian in high school. All the speeches were filmed and then the tapes were shown to all of the grade 12 classes for voting. My speech:
Good day, ladies and gentleman. My name is Robin Johnson. The majority of you probably do not know me, as I’ve merely been, like so many others, just a passing face in your classes, just another somebody, nothing special. Undoubtedly many of you have been passed over by others in the same way, just another somebody, nothing special, just a name or a number.
Now I hope to provide a face to all these faceless people, to allow us to stand out, and be somebody! We will be remembered for who we are, real people with personalities and feelings, not just by our close friends, but instead by a wider group of our classmates, who can have a chance to know us in truth.
In reality, all of us have something unique to ourselves, including myself. I have my South African upbringing; you might include with this my accent, as that is what some people remember me by, if nothing else, because they have taken the time to talk to me, and not just passed me by, as just another somebody, nothing special.
I have been called a freak before because people do not really know me. I know many people have had this happen to them as well, so that in itself is not unique, but the recognition of something unique about us has made us all into freaks, so being called a freak is a compliment because that is an acknowledgement of our uniqueness in this world, thus making us somebody. This may be a paradox, but an element of uniqueness exists in all true normality, to provide some diversity to the world.
Finally today let us cease to be just another somebody, nothing special, and start to express our collective uniqueness so that we become somebody in the future, because we are going to spend the rest of our lives there.
(no subject)
Aug. 6th, 2003 02:14 pmThanks to another livejournal user for point me to this:
Difficult to legislate against stupidity: Klein
"The answer really is, folks, smarten up. You know, if you do stupid things, you're going to lose your life," he said. "The problem is, and I've said this many, many times before, and I don't want to sound flippant about this, but it's really, really difficult to legislate against stupidity and ignorance."
(no subject)
Jul. 28th, 2003 03:10 am$50 CDN - combined gift from 3 family members in ZA
Engraved, gold plated cufflinks - from my mother
Plasma ball - from greg
Carved crystal prism of architecure - from my father
Platinum credit card linked to my fathers account - from my father
Window Crash Statistics
Jul. 25th, 2003 07:51 pmMr. Gates acknowledged today that the company's error reporting service indicated that 5 percent of all Windows-based computers now crash more than twice each day.
The key part here: 5% of Windows installs crash 3 or more times each day (Gates states "crash more than twice each day"). Let's assume that is an average over a week. Therefore we can state this roughly: 5% of Windows installs crash 21 times or more per week. There are approximately 100 million installs of Windows XP in existance (this is the first windows with complete error reporting). I'd be very interested to expand on this statistic and see how often windows really crashes on average.(no subject)
Jul. 25th, 2003 02:29 am| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 65% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 64.7% |
| Shamelessness | 69% It takes a couple of drinks | 79.1% |
| Sex Drive | 81.6% The Pope is envious | 77.4% |
| Straightness | 17.9% Knows the other body type like a map | 44.6% |
| Gayness | 100% | 82.8% |
| Fucking Sick | 88.5% Refreshingly normal | 89.7% |
| You are 69.05% pure Average Score: 72.3% | ||



