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Star Wars vs. Star Trek

12- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7- One word: lightsabers.
6- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2- Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.
1- Death Star vs. Enterprise.

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(I should be doing homework, but anyway...)

How did we first meet?
Waiting for a 144 bus, you enquired the time.

What did you first notice about me?
That's a comfortable tracksuit.

Did you like me the first time we met or gradually?
You were funny, and I decided to myself that I would like you as a friend.

How long have we been together?
16 months

In your opinion, what is the best thing about our relationship?
snuggling!

The worst?
My workloads so I can't be with you more!

If we had 24 hours together, without any interferences (e.g. school, parents) to go Without any barriers and whatnot...
Cuddle on a tropical beach. And then a good food.

What is your favorite thing about me?
Your smart, funny and think like me.

If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
I've been prodding you to loose a little weight...

Do I call you enough?
A phone? What's that?

Too much?
see above

If you had to pick a song to describe how you feel about me, what would it be?
Blessed Union Of Souls - Hey Leonardo

Am I the type of person you would want to marry?
yes

Can you picture us getting married?
it's a little hazy still, but the future is never fully clear

How long do you think our relationship will last?
till death do us part

How many other girlfriends/Boyfriends have you had?
more than my share of rejections, you're the only one to really accept me

What is the longest relationship you have ever been
this one

What was the cause of your last break-up?
N/A, or if you count people I didn't go out with, the one person came on way too strongly

Have you ever considered breaking up with me? If so, when and why?
Rarely, just because I'm always swampped for time, and sometimes in my folley it seems like a reasonable way to get more time.

What is the sweetest thing I have ever done for you?
throw me a surprise party

It is proven that one person is more comitted to a relationship than the other. In this case, who do you think that person is?
we're addicted to each other

Do you miss me when I'm gone?
yes!

What about me do you miss?
warmth!

Do you think about me a lot?
yes, whenver i'm not working

What about me do you think?
I see you in my mind's eye cuddling with your pillow as you sleep.

Do you talk about me a lot?
I don't talk much

Do your parents like me?
I think they have warmed to you

Do my parents like you?
your father doesn't mind me, but I think you mother has it in for me

What do you think when you look into my eyes?
cow moment!

How far have we gone?
to where?

Do you think that is too far, not far enough, or just right?
forward march!

What do you think the most important thing in a relationship is and why?
respect, closeness, common items

Do you remember the first time we talked? What did we talk about?
You regaled me with your trip to my home country.

Have I ever done anything that really hurt your feelings? If so, what?
(not mentioning it here, you know it already)

If we broke up, how upset would you be?
what's the simplest way to die?

Would you cry?
see above

How long would it take for you to get over me?
N/A

Do we spend enough time together?
I want more time with you, but there is too much work!

Is there a specific memory of us that sticks out in your mind? If so, what?
Snowhenge!

Can you tell me anything?
yes

How do you feel when you are with me?
*merf*

Tell me something about yourself that I don't know.
you know everything about me

Am I a good kisser?
yes

Have I always been there when you needed me?
most of the time

Have you ever seen me cry?
yes

Am I sensitive?
yes

Are you?
in an unusual way

What do you think love really is?
I <3 U.

That being said, do you really love me?
yes

Do you want me to fill this out about you and send it back?
you did that already

Lyrics again - .hack//SIGN anime intro, See-Saw - Yasashii yoake (Easy Dawn)

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