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robbat2Star Wars vs. Star Trek
12- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7- One word: lightsabers.
6- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2- Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.
1- Death Star vs. Enterprise.
12- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7- One word: lightsabers.
6- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2- Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.
1- Death Star vs. Enterprise.
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Date: 2003-02-25 12:14 am (UTC)only...I HATE WESLEY...god, he's so...gross and he always has this perverted, "i'm an adolescent teen and want to fuck every girl and her boobies" look on his face.