Strange spam

[robbat2]

Ok, so I got this in my spam inbox this morning... This is quite simply the weirdest spam I have ever seen. I've removed my spam detection headers and part of the Received headers.

Received: (qmail 23190 invoked from network); 8 Jul 2003 12:02:39 -0700
Return-Path: <melissa@chiche.com>
[removed Received headers for Gerard's machine]
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  by btgt33dgy113j.bc.hsia.telus.net with SMTP; 8 Jul 2003 19:24:39 -0000
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  160233137.rjo.virtua.com.br with ESMTP id <700946-82665>; Tue, 08 Jul 2003
  16:46:22 -0600
Message-ID: <f21p1f$$od1w$kpbz-h2@ur7849.kyxx>
From: "" <melissa@chiche.com>
To: <robbat2@orbis-terrarum.net>
Subject: Dimensional Warp Generator Needed smxv
Date: Tue, 08 Jul 03 16:46:22 GMT
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This is a multi-part message in MIME format.

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Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly
from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment
from readily available parts.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com


Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
only be bounced back to you.

daughter
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Comments

[afreak2600.livejournal.com]

PRINCE ABDUL BUNDU
TEL:+31-642-071-820
FAX:+31-619-708-248
E-MAIL: abdulbundu5@netscape.net
Amsterdam Ntherlands
Sir,
                                                  BUSINESS INVESTMENT

I have a business proposal which I know might interest you, I got your
address through an international search directory in my bid to find a
foreign partner who Could be of assistance to me.

In brief introduction, I am Prince Abdul Bundu,a citizen of sierra-leone,
and the Eldest son of the late Chief Bundu Koroma, Our country had in the
past been involved in a very horrible and hostile war in which
Revolutionary United Front (R.U.F.) led by foday sankoh committed so many
atrocities against humanity, My father who was a collaborator to the
rebels was killed during the war because of his inability to produce over
Thirty Million United States Dollars (US$30.m) given to him by the
Revolutionary United Front (R.U.F.) rebel for the procurement of arms and
ammunition.

However, truth and evidence has unfolded matters that we saw his death as
a sacrifice

And restoration of peace in our dear country, but before my father's death
during one of our visits to him while in detention, he disclosed to us of
an existence of two sealed trunk boxes, which he kept in the underground
vault in Free-Town, which he said contained the sum of Thirty Million
United States Dollars (US$30.000.000.00.).

We immediately went back home and found the boxes intact, we took to my
father's advice and fled out of the country through the costal river,
after days of sea travelling with the trunk boxes intact and arrived in
Abidjan where we hurriedly deposited it in a security company that took
the boxes to Netherlands as family valuables, withholding truth of the
real content of the boxes, this we have done for security reason and kept
down the deposit cost. Even as I am writing you, the security company is
not aware that the boxes contain money, although the war has ended but we
have considered it safe to remain outside the country and to return back
to our country, since we have lost our breadwinner and all our properties
confiscated by the new government of president Ahmed Tejan Kabbah.

I have a limited knowledge in the business world, hence the reason for
soliciting your assistance to please make a residence arrangement for us
in your country and to guide us invest this money in company, I have the
consent of my mother and we have resolved to give you 30% of the cash for
assisting us in this transaction. Every arrangement to withdraw out the
consignment from the security company and subseguent movement into your
country is guaranteed and it is hitch-free and risk-free.

I await your guick response through the above phone or fax to enable me
give you further detail.

Thanks and God bless,
PRINCE ABDUL BUNDU.

[miharu.livejournal.com]

Subject: Re: Aliens or Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!
To: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com
From: Jonathan Land <jland@incomplete.net>
Date: 04/24/2002


If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to: Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or the carbon copy replica device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.

I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex.

If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned with the high level of radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding that would be great. I believe the vortex needs to be east-west polarized, North-south polarized vortexexs are used for cross-dimensional time travel only.

Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks

[galaxychild.livejournal.com]

*Lol*
spam is really fun isn't it?

[cielmer.livejournal.com]

I had a good one somewhere...