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Star Wars vs. Star Trek
12- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7- One word: lightsabers.
6- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2- Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.
1- Death Star vs. Enterprise.
12- In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun."
11- The enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- the Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
10- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess still looks fresh and desirable -- after pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looks like hell.
9- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
8- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
7- One word: lightsabers.
6- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
5- The Death Star doesn't care if the Earth is class M or not.
4- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
3- Picard pilots through the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter inpulse power. Han Solo floors it.
2- Aliens have make-up in other places besides their foreheads.
1- Death Star vs. Enterprise.
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Star Wars has X-wings, Tie Fighters, and a whole slew of other nasty little ship. Startrek has, Shuttlecraft.
Data and Lore vs CP3P0 and R2-D2. Hehehe. I think Data wins.
Q vs Yoda... Q wins. Hell, Q vs the all the Jedi, Q wins.
Imperial Senate vs Federation - Federation wins. Empire vs Federation - Empire wins.
Wookies vs Klingons - Hmmmm.... hard decision. I'll go with the klingons though.
Anakin Skywalker vs Welsey Crusher. Anakin becomes a Jedi, Welsey becomes a Traveller...
Borg Sphere vs Death Star. Borg Sphere can time travel, so it wins, I think.
Ferengi vs Trade Federation. Rules of Acqusition wins, hands down.
Holodeck vs Training drones. Holodecks have more options...
Mos Eisley vs DS-9. Both have seedy bars, but you're less likely to be mugged on DS-9, they have better ways of taking your money.
hmmm....
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only...I HATE WESLEY...god, he's so...gross and he always has this perverted, "i'm an adolescent teen and want to fuck every girl and her boobies" look on his face.