Gentoo: Where in the world is robbat2? (to the tune of "...Carmen Sandiego")

For those Gentoo developers and users looking for me, be sure to notice what I've got on my devaway:

End of semester craziness and exams: April 4-22. Email me, but don't expect a response.

I'm reading emails as I have time, and selectively responding to minor issues, but I'm not dealing with any large/long term issues unless they are really serious (eg cvs.g.o blowing up).

P.S. If somebody has a 256-processor cluster with Java 1.4 that they could loan me access to for a few days, I'd love to hear from you. I don't care what OS it is running, as long as it's got bash, screen and java1.4. 50gb of disk space also needed. The application is intensive on inter-node I/O, but not much else.

I'm presently running on a 128-node single-way 3.0Ghz P4 Xeon cluster, and I just need my results sooner.